So what probable reason a boy can try to woo a girl?
May be he need some sexual favours, sexual pleasure is always a dear and costly entity especially when prostitution is not allowed by the law.
Or may be, the boy is emotionally attached with the girl, appreciates her physical beauty and her personal behaviour, attitude and skills, hence want her to be his life mate, wife.
Or may be he simply is wooing the girl for some romantic flirting for a while with no intentions of sexual intimacy or marriage.
He may very well be trying to woo the girl because the girl belongs to a rich family and if tied with her, he will get financial security/boost.
There can be various reasons for a boy trying to woo a girl.
Our government is worried that one of such reason can be the religious conspiracy of Muslim boys to woo the Hindu girls specifically, in order to increase the population of Muslim community.
To counterattack and regulate any chances of such conspiracy, Maharastra government has directed CID to check whether Muslim boys are enticing Hindu girls as part of a ‘conspiracy’.
Obviously, in the state where the government police and investigating bureau failed to protect the civilians against regular terrorist attacks anytime, in a state where Mafia and criminals got ultimate opportunities, the state police can do nothing better than looking and intervening for the internal matters of the individuals and their love affairs.
After all that is the actual social security for which we pay our taxes, isn't it?
Funny thing is, the Ministry announced this government step during the budget session of
Whichever religion it may be, population can be increased phenomenally even with one marriage within the same religion; why go to the extent of wooing a girl of another religion for this?
Political games know no ends. And our jokers are innovative with their eccentric ideas. Unfortunately, agencies like the CID end up being pawns in the hands of clowns.
As they say, "I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem!" The solution lies in our perspectives. We need to change our perspective from that of a concerned tax payer to that of a nonchalant nomad who gets to see some tamasha en route his journey.
Govt: I want you to investigate marriages.
CID: Which marriages?
Govt: All marriages in general, and inter-religious marriages in particular, and specifically, rural marriages!
CID: But what of our pending cases?
Govt: Dont worry, we will outsource your cases to the USA, where there are thousands of unemployed folks anyway!
CID: But we do not know anything about marriages at all!
Govt: Why? Are all CID officers bachelors?
CID: No, but we have forgotten our marriages ever since we got deputed to investigate political scams.
Govt: That's fine. All CID officers will be given free VCD's and DVD's of recorded weddings. Train your officers on various rituals over the next one month.
CID: But then, we do not have sufficient staff strength to focus on all marriages. We are severely understaffed!
Govt: We'll include the CBI, the BSF, the CRPF, and the Black Cats also. Will that be enough?
CID: Even then, who will train us on these extremely risky, unchartered waters of marriages?
Govt: From the coming month, all your HQ's will be shifted to Temples, Mosques and Wedding Halls. We'll get a special task force from Shaadi.com, Bharat Matrimony.com and a few other marriage portals to train you for this project. And, ask all of your wives to report to duty from tomorrow morning. We'll get to the roots of this conspiracy!
CID:!:O
